May 2013
hamlet: to be or not to be
hamlet: bitch i might be
Parents: What foreign language class are you taking this year?
Me: Math.
For you, I was a chapter. For me, you were the book.
– Tom McNeal (via perfect)
my final thought before making most decisions: fuck it
I don’t know the secret to success, but the secret to failure is trying to...
– Bill Cosby (via quote-book)
Me during the day: I'm so fucking tired oh my God I can't wait to go to bed tonight
Me during the night: Let's download the top 100 songs from the 90s and listen to them all while writing a novel and watching an entire season of Supernatural and maybe rearrange my room
every summer has a story
– (via young—blood21)
School
Class: 1+1=2
Homework: 2x5=10
Test: If Greg has 6 apples and eats one, calculate the sun's mass.